chillgamesh-the-swing:

bae-guevara:

I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.

apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day… now I’m not saying they’re weekends at Bernie’s-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but….

I think you’re right

Tradition as old as time , Lying to the public about the status of the monarch in order to prevent panic and unrest.

nessataleweaver:

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

wadadligyal:

thickk-nikaa:

wavyassblackgirl:

wavyassblackgirl:

donkardio:

kingomd:

pussy-and-pizzza-x:

jazzybojangles:

loveniamarjani:

antoniocooper88:

carefree-melanin:

ifebrownsugar:

Can we bring that back? I literally met some of the best people.

Basically you just reblog. Go through the tags and just pick random people and connect to meet new people. You might find your soulmate 👀👀
Reblogg like shit. BLACK TUMBLR WHERE YALL AT!

REBLOG ASAP so we can get this shit going. Rules: 1. Do not be an asshole. 2. You must stay anonymous for the entire week. 3. You basically call each other by the name of your city.(whatever nickname you come up with whatever) 4. When the week is up, reveal your URL and however else you tryna reveal yourself. 5. If somebody not feeling you and they don’t want to text you any longer. Do NOT abuse said number. Thank you. IMPORTANT. My nigga have fun.

SEND ME YALL NUMBERS.

send them, this should be fun

Sounds fun! Send me y'all numbers.

This is how I met pussy-and-pizzza-x 😁. Gimme ya numbaaaasssss

Facts

Yo I forgot to mention that I’m from the UK so if you’re gonna send me your number then give me your area code so I can pop you up on whatsapp

Send Me Numbers 🙌🏽

Oooooo yass let’s do this👀👀

lol I got inboxed numbers but I’m too pussy to actually text y'all 😩😩

Can someone do this? 😩

Pull up on me 🤷🏾‍♀️

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

godlessondheimite:

violaslayvis:

nineteencigarettes:

Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to vaguely simulate companionship and a temporary sense of purpose that I know will eventually make me feel even more alone because even if I find meaning and enjoyment it is completely irrelevant to and isolated from everyone and everything else

why is this post coming for me like this

avengersonna:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

I need this

systlin:

breatherunlive:

runrunningrunner:

daamneron:

airyairyquitecontrary:

livenudegirl:

cannibalmemer:

proletarianprincess:

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

thepoppybear:

dinosaurxswag:

bergamotandrose:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Miryam Lumpini.

This is the first time I’ve seen color tattoos on dark skin that actually look vibrant and pigmented!!!!!

Once I was talking to a dark skinned lady who told me that she was jealous of my pasty skin because she wants color tattoos, which her artist said wasn’t possible with her skin tone. I sent her to mine, and he proceeded to go off about how dark skin accepts greens, yellows, and white beautifully, and that her previous artist just lacked the skills to use those 3 colors as highlights to make other colors pop more. If you are dark skinned and your tattoo artist says you can’t have bright colors, find a new one.

Re-blogged again for that added text!!!